rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”

schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

image

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ollyhooper:

send me a ship and i will rate it /10  how much i ship it

praises:

endxer:

praises:

why aren’t there synonyms for “me”

because there’s no one else like you

that was surprisingly adorable

(Source: praises)

hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

"If you leave someone at least tell them why, because what’s more painful than being abandoned; is knowing you’re not worth an explanation."

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THIS A THOUSAND TIMES THIS

(via bossarsebitch)

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citytropics:

how am i supposed to make a tumblr famous text post if i’m not funny or original

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit)

koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

ionlyfollowbadblogs:

Turn ons: common sense

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meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

(Source: meladoodle)

yayasmeen:

chefjubi:

killedmycatatemytailor:

fun123joker:

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

the last one

These are gold.

Do we agree that this woman wins the internet?

You guys are so kind hahaha